Seriously?
Thankfully, she lost.
The court, Judge Morrison England, Jr., also pointed out that the plaintiff acknowledged in her opposition to the motion to dismiss that “[c]lose inspection [of the box] reveals that Crunchberries . . . are not really berries.” Plaintiff did not explain why she could not reasonably have figured this out at any point during the four years she alleged she bought Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries . . . .
Four Years.
Egads.
I felt like sueing too when I found out that me Lucky Charms cereal did not actually bring me any real luck. Damn them and their misleading cereal box marketing!