Stuology

I guess I was due for another 3:00 am beating

May 21st, 2009By: Mellystu Comments 3

During the Wisler Stomach Flu Epidemic of 2009, 3:00am became known as “The Puking Hour.” It is now also known as “The Beating Hour” — the time when Jay wakes up and comes into our room with the express purpose of hitting me in the head.

I pulled him into bed last night after my 3:00am beating. He fell asleep pretty quickly. However, frequently throughout the night, he’d sit up crying and when I woke up he’d start hitting or turning around and kicking. When I’d grab his arms/legs and tell him to stop, he’d then lay his head on my shoulder or crawl on top of me and fall right back to sleep. When we woke up this morning, Jay was lying perpendicular to me across my chest.

I’m exhausted.