HeeHee…I love The Onion
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain to become the first machine president.
Video on The Onion, if you are interested. I usually don’t look at anything past the headlines and blurbs. They are funny enough*.
*Someday you will be obeying your machine masters. So laugh it up now.