Only slept 4 hours (again), woke up in pain, couldn’t keep my eyes open the ride into work, lost my id badge, stabbed my hand with a fork, my network account keeps getting locked out at work and the automatic reset system isn’t working for me, and a toilet just exploded while I was in the bathroom (at least I wasn’t on it at the time).

Now, I’m going to attempt to eat food. Wish me luck.