Let me run something down for you:

1. My car is in the shop for a total of $500

2. I have a presentation on testing in a few minutes, and my machine is freezing and crashing.

3. Ada was up every two hours last night crying.

4. My dog ran away.

So, let’s not write me making fun of me wishing my daughter a happy 5-month birthday. This is your official e-slap on the back of the head.