I wish I had time to find one of these a day. Notable quotes:

“One woman went so far to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.”

“‘I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, ‘Bam,” the 20-year-old said nonchalantly…

‘They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just,’ he said.”

All of this ruckus was over 4-year old iBooks*.

*The one quote that made me laugh: “It’s rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer — and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes…”