Ha!
From bellanorth, I found this entertaining.
Directions: Search Google using “<your name> is” (with the quotation marks) and post 10 of your favorite results.
Here are mine for my real name and my nickname
Melissa
1. Melissa is a combination Word macro virus and E-mail worm. (You know that one came up frequently)
2. Melissa is so completely self-absorbed
3. Melissa is ripe for the attention Blake lavishes on her after he … (after he what?!? What!!!??!!)
4. Melissa is used to promote health and wellbeing.
5. MELISSA IS WEARING POINTY SHOES…ALERT THE MEDIA
6. Melissa Is A Bitch
7. Melissa is a fast growing North Texas community with a population of approximately 1736
8. Melissa is disgusted by her blindfolded group sex with five men (well, I don’t know about that)
9. Melissa is free to cavort and canoodle to the best of her abilities (and I have really good canoodling abilities)
10. Melissa is totally awesome and her awesome sweater puppets are juicy
Stu
1. STU IS GOOD FOOD
2. STU is “Not Responding”
3. Stu is aware of the sniper
4. Stu is mean and disrespectful to a pizza delivery guy
5. Stu is On the Hornbag
6. Stu is far from his worst
7. Stu is back in da
house following his tour with the Duckie show
8. Stu is still waiting for his first Atlantic Zone Championship crown
9. Stu is one double-page spread
10. Stu is about to come back to reality
